The FBI warned today of possible new attacks in the US, telling the vigilant among us to be on the lookout:
In its weekly bulletin distributed to 18,000 agencies, the FBI says to look out for people wearing bulky jackets on warm days, smelling of chemicals, or even individuals whose fists are tightly clenched.
Unfortunately for the FBI, a good 50% of the people on my daily subway commute fall into at least one of these categories. I guess we all better brush up on our citizens arrest skills…
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