It’s so cold in New York City that Central Park muggers are saying stick em up just to warm their hands in tourists’ pockets.
It’s so cold in New York City that in order to heat his towers, Donald Trump has been burning his toupees.
It’s so cold that New Yorkers are going inside to urinate.
It’s so cold out that New York cops are frisking each other.
It’s so cold here that the hookers in Times Square are having sex with fat guys.
How cold is it? So cold even the crosswalk signs don’t give a crap what you do.
photo via jellisvga, levity via letterman and others
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