If you search imdb for “Harvey Firestein” and misplace a few letters, you end up finding out about the director of the fine family film Killer Sex Queens from Cyberspace. Before you recoil in horror like a good American, though, take a little trip through the cast list:
Virtual Cassandra
Virtual Hooker
Virtual Hooker
Jerry Springer … Himself
Larry Flynt … Himself
Michelle Monroe … PJ
Mistress Screaming Bitch
Danny Fangorelli
Lou Lou
Software Salesman
Porno Salesman
Porno Salesman
Harvy Firestein Jr. … Porno Salesman #3
P.J.’s Aerobics Partner
Tammy Monin … Hand Holding Telephone
Now, blue movies certainly have their share of entertaining credits, but these folks have gone above and beyond. I mean, two virtual hookers, the real Jerry Springer and Larry Flynt, plus Mistress Screaming Bitch and the hand holding the telephone? Untoppable.
There are some classic quotes in there, too: “Quite frankly, it’s the safest sex you can buy,” “These were not designed to flip burgers.” (pointing to her breasts), and the timeless classic “Wow! Computerized Hookers!” Okay, now go wash your hands obsessively for a good half hour.
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